Your life as a cow has never been regretful. From the moment you were branded, to being tagged with a number on your ear to feeling the cow pumps pulling on your teats. Give up your human life and be a cow. Join our farm today. 😊❤️
Sir, I must profusely apologise for my absence from our club. I had taken delivery of some fine Brandy at a very agreeable price. A visit from the local constabulary did alert me to some irregularities, and thus to avoid the duty men I have been touring