No woman has ever looked at your little penis and made a face like Kelsi Monroe is making at this BBC. Your tiny, pink limp noodle gets giggles or looks of disgust but never a gasp and moan with lips in the exact width of the beast in front of her.
The older you get, the more you realize you have no desire for drama, conflict and any kind of bullshit. You just want a cozy home, a nice book and a person who knows how you drink your coffee.....oh and a satisfying place to sit.