Dear Henny, A thousand pardons for my dearth of letters. My holiday along the Nile was dreadfully lost in the cataracts, and the heat has been most dreadful.
Don't lie to your fav uncle (41) you're not out of bed because your thirsty... for water. Alright, it's late, lucky for you I'm the uncle who will let you suck on it. But after you swallow it all, go right back to bed.