I thought if I went after u/Hypnomaster330 when he wasn't expecting it i might be able to pull off a win but alas it turns out he isn't just an elf tamer but a dragon tamer as well. And now im his most recent conquest. He does feed me well tho.
According to your wife, it is also traditional for the groom to remain celibate, except for his oral duties, and for her to visit the pastor regularly to "renew her vows." [no imagefap]