We're not sure how to get to AltBoobWorld either, but we've got an airline so that's probably involved somewhere. If you ask at your local tourism office, they might know. #VisitAltBoobWorld
I got myself dressed up to go out and conquer, while he stays here conquering the sofa. Before leaving, I dangled the key in front of him… just to remind him who gets to have fun and who stays waiting.