Sir, a sarcastic comment from the vicar upon the luxurious size of my chairs "wide enough for two" leads me to test his hypothesis, hoping to disprove. And do you know, they are wide enough for two. I drop an extra shilling onto the collection plate
Turn me, a haughty chinese princeling into a whimpering clit-dicked fuck object for the white man: educate me in the natural order, master! Anything goes!
