Sir, As a progressive employer I do seek to educate my staff. Whilst we are heading for the cold winter in the Northern hemisphere, the Southern parts of the empire do enter into warmth. I take my time to explain this concept to maid Elspeth, who do ask
The animal folk kingdom conquered the elves in a matter of weeks. They were simply too powerful to resist. So now, the rabbit queen takes her prize. The elven queen, now nothing more than a sheathe for her cock. As is her right as conqueror (random rend)
