It takes 2 to 3 hours at 1800°F / 980°C for a body to be reduced to bone fragments? Ash needs even more! (They usually blend the bone fragments in cremations to get ash!)
It's your birthday and you were waiting at the restaurant where you and your wife had your first date. She forgot all about it because she was treating Tyrone like it was HIS birthday by happily swallowing his third load
