This is silly but I am unimpressed by the rules of this sub. I gave birth four times in four years. Nursed each time for 9+ months. I never leaked. Not even once. Couldn't ever squirt milk. I have 38 Gs that were full of milk, pumped 60+ ounces per day,
"Never thought losing a bet at that frat party would turn me into my own pregnant girlfriend. Guess I'll have to get used to maternity lingerie selfies now!"