My girlfriend is a photographer, but she was having trouble finding a willing subject for her college portfolio. Reluctantly, I agreed to put on a skinsuit and pose for her. These photos are a lot more lewd than I was expecting though…
Sir, a sarcastic comment from the vicar upon the luxurious size of my chairs "wide enough for two" leads me to test his hypothesis, hoping to disprove. And do you know, they are wide enough for two. I drop an extra shilling onto the collection plate