Meanwhile, in the alternate universe known as AltBoobWorld, during her weekly "Question the leader" session, the president has awarded a pay rise to everyone for being nice.
Look bitch, hes not your man anymore, hes my girlfriend now. Theres no point in begging, all he can think about is how much tastier my cunt is, and how best to serve me. Goodbye, we'll be blocking your number now (gs3d)