I rub my head, trying to stand. I feel heavier and bloated. My nerd neighbour came over, and started chanting a weird language. I see my old body leaning over me. “I’m going to enjoy these tits! Do they turn you on fatty”. I feel a sharp, hard sens
Last year I tried to add heavy cream to my diet but failed to keep it daily, this time I won't make the same mistake. 1 pints and I'm already well stuffed. Let's see how far I can go