Sirs, If you have somewhat over-indulged this yuletide past, you may wish to attend a fine lecture and practical exhibition of callisthenics in the Dashwood hall. Miss Beatrix Pemberton will soon restore your former vitality with her most nimble methods.
Showering with my girlfriend turned out to be a trap. The soap she used was magical enough to reshape my body and she's given me breasts bigger than hers! I hope she just stays above the waist but no telling what the soap will do to her too.