Every check you get, every dollar you earn belongs to me. You worship the ground I walk on, you are beneath me. The only thing you're good for is sending me all your money and catering to me every day.
Sir, Today I discover the identity of the sender & perpetrator of the "arse" greeting card that I received not three days past. It is none other than that blaggard greengrocer, oft loitering around my backdoor, causing disturbance among my staff. I