*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
After you lost your keys on the way home you went to your landlady for a replacement, but the landlady couldn't find a replacement, so instead you just stay over at the landlady's place for one night. (Gentsuki) [Original]