I've been noticing this cute deer boy eyeing me from across the gym everytime I come to work out. I could swear he was purposely showing off his ass to me in hopes of attracting me. Well mission accomplished cutie. Why don't we hope in the showers &
Waking up to an empty bed, a text at 2:30 am from my wife saying all the girls are drunk and they are going to get a room. Then a pic from random number at 3:30. Guess she wonβt make it for church this morning.