To The Postmaster General, Sir I write to complain about dire state of our mail delivery. Our old postman has retired and his young replacement I believe to be a lazy sluggard! Why, on mant occasions our first post is delayed by as much as half an hour.
When a dog girl presents herself, it's considered polite to gently nudge her butt with your nose while you sniff. (Transform into her in Monster Girl Farmer, a textbased NSFW game) [OC]