I don't get a whole lot of alone time so I took my vibrating prostate massager with me in the shower. Still wearing it while sitting on couch next to the wife... she has no idea!
"If I wanted a bunch of useless tongue flapping, I'd have asked Draco to tell me about his family. Get back in there and work for it, you filthy little worm." - Daphne Greengrass, holding court in the Slytherin Common Room.