Sir, I did commission a local artist to produce a beautiful painting in the modern 'realism' style. I thought to hang it in the hall for guests to admire, but Lady B___ expresses displeasure and notes that it resembles Maid Elspeth. In haste I place it
My BF texted me asking what I was up to and I told him that I had my mouth full and am tempted to show him what's about to fill my mouth full of cum...