You signed up for a dating service that pairs up humans with blind dates from fantasy races from the magic kingdom. You didn’t expect to see this at your face-to-face. [male POV] [goblin girl] [date] [shortstack with a lot of bite]
Most teachers complain that their student's dads aren't involved in their education. For some reason, Ive never had that issue. All the daddies want to volunteer for classroom activities and come to parent teacher conferences