Dude, it's totally normal for us to shower together! It's also totally normal for us to touch each other while showering! Don't act like you're ignorant!
Sir, For your regular column entitled "Improper Behavior of The Youth Of To-Day" : I instructed maid Violet to clean Lady B___'s bathtub. Violet refused as she did not wish to get her clothing wet. Complying reluctantly with my alternative clothing su