I have deeply planted in your mind the seed of servitude and the need to please Me, shining my boots and being blessed with my presence is the biggest and most bountiful godsend in your sad dull life.
Trying to explain to Sir that I've learned my lesson and how it's completely unnecessary to suspend me upside down, choke, spank, cane and plug me... The puppy eyes don't quite work with a latex hood though...