Sir, Encouraged by other members of this esteemed club I have obtained a brochure from Mssrs Thos Cook and Sons. The 'Nile Voyage' offers a paddle steamer cruise to Luxor and Aswan. I enclose details of the First Class Smoking Lounge.
How long have you been jerking it to Sarah Vandella? Do you remember the video you first saw her in? If so, what was it? And which is your favourite Sarah Vandella scene?
