This guy shows up at your IRL job and claims that he is a fellow human coworker that works here as an accountant, but nobody knows him. He's good at it so the boss leave him be. What do you do? (art by me @chickensnpies1 on twitter)
Went out last night with friends I meet a old boyfriend at the bar we took a walk to the beach I asked him if he missed having sex with me he said I gave the best BLOWJOBS.