That moment when your wife asks her bull to not cum inside of her, so he unloads directly on to her tits and you get this photo sent to you, just as you are about to fall asleep. The life of a cuckold :)
You had gotten lost in a forest running low on food. You found what you thought were raspberries, but when you ate them, you felt sick and blacked out. When you woke up, your whole body felt weird and were laying in a bed. "Ah, good you’re awake."