Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh, wait… by Jove, it’s Shercock Bones! Why hello there, it’s nice to [M]ake your acquaintance. I was wondering if you could help me with something… what is it? Well… [you take it from here].
To the Postmaster General, Im writing to you this very morning in praise of our new telegram boy. I find him to be the most dilligent and courteous fellow imaginable and I oft see him cycling up the drive whistling a cheery tune with a smile on his face.