After being caught sneaking into the Orc camp to assassinate the warchief, the Elf was instead turned into a freeuse slave for the whole tribe to use. (AdooHay)
Sir, Lady B____ reports a fault with her screen, whereupon it wobbles while she is dressing. "Only while dressing?" "Yes". I summon maid Harriet to assist me in recreating the problem, and do you know it took us nigh on an hour to discover the loose