Sirs et Madames, I apologise most profusely for the recent appearance of promotional handbills for strumpetry that have been left scattered around our club by tawdry urchins. The staff responsible for granting entry to said urchins have been punished.
Was told to cut back on beer because getting “a little heavy” and my “waistline is getting a little too round, got a beer gut growing.” Switched to seltzers. Do I look a little slimmer? Or do the pizza and donut habit need to go as well?
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