I’ve been trying to think of a funny title to explain that I’ve been away in Eastern Europe for a while, and the best I could come up with is: Danube look fine!
What this thing? I dunno, I found it sneaking around my home. It begged me not to kill it, and it looked so helpless I took mercy on it. Luckily, its tight and self lubricating, I think I'll keep this fleshlight a while (beeeeen)