You were just having a normal day when you got a message from your GF. She sent you a picture of her being cute as always in her car but with a twist this time - What do you do?
Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not
I used to tease the boys rotten back in school but none of them wanted to take it further because they didn’t want to be the guy messing about with a ginger 😢
