The act of worship is divine. Done well, you show your owner gratitude for all that he has done. It is the truest expression of appreciation. So learn to master the act of worship, and give thanks to your owner for taking the leash and blessing you with
Another spanking just got back from Tesco, where my wife and I were approached by 2 females who said that Bridget our 86 year old neighbour has told them everything. And invited us to one of their coffee mornings to brighten it up. Wifey got annoyed beca