52f I was on vacation and didn't get to see my bull for 2 weeks. I didn't give hubby attention while we were away and saved it all for my daddy! Let me just say he got his share of all my holes today, just as he deserves!
Your mother in law was quick with the hairbrush if she felt you were falling out of line. You just wished she didnโt do it in front of the living room window during the block party.