Wanted: a cake to message hubby and show him how much better she is while I sit here and wait for him. Then to humiliate me and show me screenshots. Dm me and tell me How much prettier you are in comparison 😍
I just found a fun picture i took around 2 years ago after my back then partner finished on me with my friend on my face - believe it or not i totally forgot that we even did that (i was drunk)