On this chessboard floor I look a bit like a chess Queen with shaved pussy, who has just been taken off the board by some horny Bishop, Rook or King. Heh
Sirs et Madames, I apologise most profusely for the recent appearance of promotional handbills for strumpetry that have been left scattered around our club by tawdry urchins. The staff responsible for granting entry to said urchins have been punished.
