Oh...I found a touch of sun this afternoon...I thought I'd try some of that perineum sunbathing that's all the rage... Turns out it's a great way to warm up for anal😅
Sir, much commotion from the servants quarters. I race up there with poker in hand, expecting to find an intruder. Instead, I discover only maid Ethel, who explains that she is administering first-aid upon the postman, collapsed from overwork delivering