I've gained a few pounds which honestly made me really insecure and I stopped posting on reddit as a result... But I know that this community would never judge me, so here's an attempt to make me less self-conscious
Sir, A distingushed member of this club recently complained of the state of his lawns. I fear he is not alone, why only yesterday I discovered two of the gardeners hopelessly attempting to prune a tree, I observed their efforts from the bushes.