Pro/con of dating me (your internet gf) pro: you get woken up like this con: I’m a morning person so good morning! Do you think today is gonna be good? What are we gonna do later today? Wanna hear about my dreams?
Look at you, all pathetic and weak, exactly where you belong—beneath me. Betas like you exist for one reason: to serve and be humiliated. Keep groveling, it’s the only thing you’re good at