Inflatable remote controlled prostate massager. Put it in, inflate it, and wow what a full feeling. Then find the right vibrate mode and speed and the precum leaks out almost immediately. Use a stroker and a dildo in your mouth and unload.
Sir, Some Swedish folding chairs arrive for the Conservatoire, concerned as to their poor construction I have devised a scientific method to test their weight baring capability. They are found to be quite robust.