A couple of weeks ago, I posted a picture wearing polka-dot briefs, and I mentioned that I had matching OTC socks. Today, I wore the polka-dot socks but not the matching briefs. Went for a nice shade of blue instead.
Sir, Over luncheon the Lady of the house sees fit to take me to task. She claims that my letter to the Postmaster is unwarranted for the new Postman is a fine upstanding young fellow. I note that he did deliver a telegram this morning with some urgency.