Day 3173. World hunger has been completely solved. The world is at peace. Each day Mommy Astar allows humanity to suckle at her humongous tits. The human race has become big titted and milk strong. All hail Mommy Astar.
Sir, I am awoken in the early hours by the smell of smoke and much calamity. I race downstrairs in my undergarments. Much to my relief, cook has summoned the fire brigade and has the matter in hand.
