New punishment for cheating spouses. They are sent to a chamber and allowed to have sex. They both get 15 minutes to reach an orgasm. If they fail, there are dire consequences.
My maids are in a state of some great excitement in anticipating the arrival of their "Father Christmas". I assure them that he will visit each of them in turn this night, to give them a most enjoyable gift. I will be exhausted come morningtide!