This guy shows up at your IRL job and claims that he is a fellow human coworker that works here as an accountant, but nobody knows him. He's good at it so the boss leave him be. What do you do? (art by me @chickensnpies1 on twitter)
I am the epitome of Goddess in the flesh. Bow down to kiss My feet and be grateful that I’m even granting you a moment of acknowledgement in your shitty existence.