*My friends accidentally saw a photo of my ass on my phone Friends: Boy, whose ass is this? It would feel awesome to fuck that big ass. Me: Yeah, it would feel awesome if my fat butt got fucked. Friends: What!? Me: What?
Woke up naked, only to be naked again later in the day, laying on the doctor's exam table during my physical exam with my shaved cock and nuts waiting their turn to be evaluated and examined.