Sir, If it pleases you, may I draw attention to this illustration from a book I have been reading in my library. I feel it perfectly illustrates modern etiquette at the table.
This little fucking sissy just wouldn't stop mouthing off to me. But the final straw was when the lil bitch dared to say that I had a baby dick and wouldn't be able to make him feel a thing. Guess the little bitch can take it all back after his orgasm