Is it normal that I constantly look for skimpy short dresses to wear which is the complete opposite of what my wife usually wears. When I look at myself in the mirror, all I want is to give off the vibes that I am easy.
Quelle horreur !!!! I was mortified to learn of Lady Chompenet's loss. Over dinner a diamond had dislodged itself from her tiara. I instruct the staff to carry out a meticulous search.
