After being caught sneaking into the Orc camp to assassinate the warchief, the Elf was instead turned into a freeuse slave for the whole tribe to use. (AdooHay)
"I must admit that when I see the photographic advantages of having a "model" wife, it's enough to make me wonder if divorce might not be the answer... I think my decision to throw in my camera was wise." (Paradise #7)
