Sir, I am awoken in the early hours by the smell of smoke and much calamity. I race downstrairs in my undergarments. Much to my relief, cook has summoned the fire brigade and has the matter in hand.
At first I thought it was a little weird that my husband was okay with me flirting with other men, but once he started sharing me, I definitely don’t question it anymore. I hope you like my ring :)
