The two adventurers knew what they were doing by sneaking in the Orc camp, excited and eager to be the center of attention surrounded by Orc cocks. (FaustSketcher)
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.