Sir, After a hard day's work admonishing my lazy staff, there is nothing more relaxing than settling down in one's study with a glass of port to read some sophisticated literature. It feeds the mind.
Would you rather: 1. Stroke the edge and when you’re about to cum you feel My heels crush your balls and ruin your orgasm 2. Thrust your pathetic shrimp between My thigh high boots for hours upon hours, never being allowed to cum
