Sir, Having filled the cellar with wines,spirits & brandies, I find myself short on funds. Laundry seems excessively expensive, but a philanthropist like myself would never ask staff to pay for their clothing to be washed. Thus I devise an alternativ
Damn look at these huge fucking udders! You sure you aren't secretly a cow? And how fucking much are you leaking for me? Dont act like you arent enjoying this pup, I can feel it, so be a good bimbo slut and let me milk these tits even harder (sweetburn)